i really wish someone would invent mood changing hair dye
January 2011
69 posts
- Me: ugh these candies taste like vodka
- mom: .. how do you know what vodka taste like
- Me: .........I saw it in a movie once.
“Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
—Raoul Duke (via muthafuk)
I hate it when I'm singing along to a song
and the singer gets the words wrong.
So my dad just asked how I could make dinner before Rachael got here
my reaction:
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